April 2011
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Apr 15th
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Gotta be honest with you guys....
Hey Kitties! During our sabbatical, The Dude and I were debating whether or not to continue this little online venture. We expected to lose some followers during our absence but still retained several hundred followers. After submitting a couple posts recently about possibly reviving this account, it looks like only a handful of faithfuls are still interested in my plight and adventures. The...
Apr 1st
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APRIL FOOLS, Kitty Cats!
I hope Jersey Shore and Charlie Sheen kept you guys entertained while I was away. Did you miss me? 
Apr 1st
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March 2011
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Mar 26th
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December 2010
5 posts
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Dec 24th
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Dec 14th
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Heard my first Christmas carol tonight.
“Here Comes Santa Claus”. Holy frosted snowballs! All those friggin’ bell noises! Set me off worse than any catnip overload I’ve ever experienced. I was freakin’ all over the living room. And The Dude just sat in his recliner and laughed at me. Ho ho ho.
Dec 12th
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I'm BAAAACCCCCKKKKK !!!!!
And so is The Dude. It’s been a rough couple of weeks waiting for him to recover from yet another illness. Several weeks of antibiotics and lots of bed rest and he’s up and around. I spent the majority of my time watching him while he slept. Whenever he felt good enough to get in his recliner, that was a green light for me, too. That’s our bonding time. He must be back to his...
Dec 10th
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keetsnrekkids asked: are you ok otis? it's been awhile.

love,

geoff
Dec 7th
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November 2010
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Nov 25th
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The Look →
I like the fact I have no tail. Having a tail usually gives off some sort of an implied cat expression. If it wags, sways, sticks straight up in the air, etc., these are all signals emitted to those around you. I enjoy having no tail. It gives me the ability to stare down my opponent showing no emotion or vulnerabilities whatsoever. My piercing green eyes just glare into the abyss. Sometimes...
Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
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Garbage Day →
Thursday is garbage day around the household. The Dude usually sets his alarm so he can get out the trash in time for pickup. If the trashman comes early, The Dude’s running out the back door in his boxers swinging a snow shovel overhead to get their attention. Needless to say, to help him out and to avoid his exposure to the neighbors, I try to help him with his garbage day routine. He usually...
Nov 18th
Nov 17th
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The Move →
I just discovered a maneuver that puts me back in the “cute” category. Usually when I pull this stunt, I get a little chuckle, a pet, and a treat.  Here are the basics: I happen to strut around the room wherever The Dude might be. When I know I have his complete attention, I’ll stop prancing around and while gazing into his eyes, I slowly lean towards my left and flop over like a loose boxcar...
Nov 17th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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The Nightcap
Over the last couple weeks, I’ve been treated to a nightly drink before bedtime: warm milk. Don’t know why this tradition started but I ain’t complaining. As a matter of fact, I’ve now come to expect it every night. So when the sun goes down and I hear The Dude in the kitchen, I scurry downstairs and park my scrawny ass in the middle of the kitchen floor. I then belt out...
Nov 11th
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Nov 10th
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Been in a coma all weekend.
This daylight savings time stuff has been hell. Didn’t know what to do with the extra hour so I just slept it away. Time for breakfast!
Nov 8th
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Nov 5th
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Don't forget the prize pack give-away!
Hey, all you Kitty Kat fans! Don’t pass up this chance from one Sad Cat! I’m entering for The Dude ;) dianaparkhouse: A t-shirt, mug, and limited edition print up for grabs here. 
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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meowchael-deactivated20101227 asked: Otis, you are a puurrr-fect example of why I love cats as much as I do. You remind me of my own cat. You'd like her.
Nov 2nd
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The Pounce Retaliation
After last nights ice cream sandwich incident, I began to think about how I could repay The Dude for that “cat” kryptonite block.  Do you all remember my “shower to litter box and repeat” trick I performed several weeks ago? Guess what? That trick never gets old.  He’s upstairs vacuuming while I’m downstairs learning more four letter words.  Meow.
Nov 1st
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The Pounce
Last night, I observed The Dude snacking on one of my favorites: an ice cream sandwich. I waited for him to return to the living room and get comfy in his recliner before I executed my plan. I watched as he took the first bite and then a second. As the ice cream sandwich approached his lips for the third time, I saw my opportunity.  From a lying position in front of the entertainment center, I...
Nov 1st
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October 2010
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I already wished everyone a Happy Halloween!
Start paying attention to my blog. October 29. I even posted a pic for you zombified derelicts. Now quit bothering me and get out there and collect some candy! Meow.
Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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People in my neighborhood.
There’s this scrawny, little furball that passes my house every day. Little toy poodle. Balls the size of cantaloupes. Barks at everything in sight but afraid of his own shadow. YIP! YIP! YIP! I can’t help but snicker when I watch his antics. His owner ain’t no prize either. Big, old dork walks around the neighborhood in cutoff jeans and striped tube socks that come up to his...
Oct 27th
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That's it. The witching hour has passed.
Thanks again for the “Tumblr Tuesday” recommendations:  http://nighthappens.tumblr.com/   http://tikibarbie.tumblr.com/  Hope you enjoy my sexy pics! Now it’s time for me to find The Dude and take a snooze. Later, kats.   
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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tikibarbie asked: http://i53.tinypic.com/2iqlg91.png

Love your blog Otis!
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Show Me Tumblr Tuesday Love
I’m offering a special gift to all who show me proof of their “Tumblr Tuesday” love. Submit to me a screen cap of your vote and you’ll get a piece of me! C’mon! You know you want it :)
Oct 26th
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Tumblr Tuesday Recommendations
Personally, I usually recommend those who actually interact with me and not necessarily for those just liking my pics or posts. How do you guys make your decisions?
Oct 26th
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Tumblr Tuesday
Have any of you considered about recommending old Otis? Maybe you should. I’d be forever indebted to you. Meow. http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend
Oct 26th
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Just found out what really drives him insane.
After eating an early breakfast, I let it fester in my tummy for several long hours while sleeping most of the day away. Late in the afternoon, I dump a huge dookie into my litter pan. Uncovered, I might add. I exit the pan making sure I trample into a pile of this smelly dung upon leaving. I then traipse out of my room, through the hallway, down the stairs, and into The Dude’s office. I...
Oct 25th
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This guy is unbelievable.
He’s got nerve complaining about my morning kitty farts. I’m gonna have him look up the word “halitosis.”
Oct 25th
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I love when The Dude pampers me.
He’s designed a couple elaborate setups for me in our bachelor pad. Upstairs in my room, he decorated my box with all sorts of goodies. Inside, I have several pillows and one of his old shirts to sleep on. The top of the box is lined with a nice fleece blanket he donated to me (his favorite New York Jets blankie). There are also more plush pillows along with a scenic window view overlooking...
Oct 24th
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“If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?”
– Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Happy Friday, Everyone!
You can stop all the nail biting now! Your anticipated photo of me will be posted in about one hour’s time. I hope you dig it. Feel free to comment on it and reblog if you like! 
Oct 22nd
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Hey, kitty kat lovers!
I’ll be posting a pic of myself for you guys tomorrow since most of you enjoy all those cutesy kittie photos that are posted online. Call me narcissistic if you like but I am by far the hottest damn thing since sliced bread.  Now it’s time for me to call it a night. Gonna go crawl on The Dude’s favorite blankie and check out. Meow.
Oct 21st
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